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Hi.

Our thumbs are basically numb from texting back and forth 24/7 about everything we love (AND HATE) that's happening on our televisions, iPads, and eye glasses (hi, we think we're funny) and we thought WHY NOT SHARE THIS JOY WITH THE WORLD?!  

YOU THINK LOUIS CK'S APOLOGY MATTERS? LOL.

YOU THINK LOUIS CK'S APOLOGY MATTERS? LOL.

I’m going to be real brief about this bullshit, but Louie’s apology might as well be them stale ass Cheetos you have littered on the floor mats of your car. They seem mighty tasty, ‘cause you’re hungry, but take a closer look and you’ll know that they are STALE AF AND ARE NOTHING BUT TRASH. I said it. Louis CK’s apology is TRASH.

But, Elizabeth, he fessed up and that was something. NO BITCH, HE WAS CAUGHT. The pressure got too heavy and the victims finally spoke out. As a matter of fact, this story broke via Jen Kirkman, TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO. Louie didn’t fess up until now, until he was backed in a corner and totally F-U-C-K-E-D and people started to mess with his bottom line. Elizabeth, why are you cursing so much? BECAUSE I’M PISSED THE FUCK OFF. While I can agree that this dude did the right thing in admitting his guilt, I also think he could SUCK A BAG OF DICKS and there is no reason to give him accolades over some craptastic apology.

There has been a snowball-turned-mother-fucking-avalanche-of-all-avalanches of names being outed in Hollywood about men who are predators and pigs and I AM LIVING FOR IT. GIVE ME MORE. There’s nothing we can do about them, but for future Louis CK’s, Harvey Weinsteins, and goddamn Kevin Spaceys of the world, I offer to you SIX easy rules to not be a complete dung castle with a shit stained flag flying high in the near future. CHANGE YOUR WAYS.

1. Don't be a dick.

2. Don't talk about your dick.

3. Don't show anyone your dick without consent.

4. Don't be a dick about not getting consent.

5. Don't be a dick about getting consent and then suddenly being told that someone has changed their mind so you have to put away your dick.

6. Really, just don't be a dick.

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