JON HAMM SAID SOME STUFF IN INSTYLE BUT MOSTLY THESE PICS THO
NOW THIS IS HOW YOU DO A CELEBRITY INTERVIEW! (Brad Pitt, take note!) You say very little of substance, run into a fellow celeb and make a show of saying hi so everybody knows how magnanimous you are IRL (in this case it's Sean Penn), and take HOT AS HELL pictures for me to hang all over my office. (Not kidding, I work in social media now, I'll do what I want.)
The major pull quote from this article is Jon saying that it "SUCKS TO BE SINGLE" AND MY PANTS FELL OFF.
smolder smolder smolder i'm on fire! furrowed brow, furrowed brow pants. fell. off.
"Hamm likes it when a woman is confident enough to express her individuality through her clothes. 'I think anything that serves to accentuate whatever your thing is and makes you feel good shows in the way you carry yourself,' he says."
tee hee he's a little bit bashful because I'm accentuating whatever my thing is pants off.
"I'm certainly damaged--there's no denying it."
Damaged or not, I'll take two tickets to the gun show in the garden! For a guy who's tired of being compared to Don Draper, this is very Don Draper fixes the sink at Pete's and all the ladies' pants fell off.
Jon is a sensitive soul who loves good art: "I'm just blown away by the beauty of it all. Especially when I see anybody performing at the peak of their ability. I see it, and I fucking weep." Here he curates art from the floor:
and my pants fell off.
"As he sips his third and final cup of black coffee, Hamm ruminates on a few of the larger problems of our era. There's the current surge in anti-intellectualism combined with a growing suspicion of excellence and achievement. ('Curiosity is under siege. It's a bummer.')"
Please stop talking so I can take my pants off.
"'The point of life is not to put dog ears on yourself and post it online for everyone to see,' he says. 'It's fun, it's adorable, but it's the visual equivalent of masturbating--there's no point other than immediate gratification.'"
Don't be humorless, Jon. PANTS OFF.