All in Dating
My favorite Asian friend, Woo, left Chicago for Virginia, and since I'm into diversity and intersectional feminism, I'm in the market for a new Asian BFF. I started with some research on how to pick up my new Asian BFF and stumbled on Kristina Wong's How to Pick Up Asian Chicks--a YouTube web series where Asian American women review self-published books written by white men on how to pick up Asian women. Holy shit.
Last night with my cat by my side, I drank a cocktail of Metamucil and Miralax and swiped as many Bumble dummies as I could while my profile still says I’m still 36. Because a 36 year old has the energy to pursue the odds of snagging the 1/3,786 decent man left on the internet.
But a 37 year old gives zero fucks.