WE READ ABOUT BRAD PITT'S NEW GIRLFRIEND SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO
Girl, you know I need to know what's going on with my boi Brad Pitt at all times. Word on the street is that he's snagged the most beautiful woman in all of academia, Neri Oxman. And that is not an exaggeration, I've worked in higher ed for sixteen years — professors do not look like this:
Guys, If you google this woman, a thousand gorgeous photos show up like she's a professional model but she's an MIT PROFESSOR. I can really get behind this trend of gorgeous leading men partnering with smart, successful, professional, kick ass, real world women. George and Amal. Brad and Neri. Chris Pine and Adrienne Gunn.
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All I know is that while my jaw has begun receding into my neck as I begin my slow march toward death, Neri is all neck, jaw, lips, curls, and 3D printed chaise lounges. I'm obsessed.
Here's everything you need to know about Brad & Neri right now:
- After Bradley came across Neri's 3D printed chaise lounges, he went to MIT to meet her.
- Neri immediately invited Brad to her Cambridge apartment and things got romantic right away.
- Neri gave Brad a key to her apartment.
- Neri has not yet met Brad's 35 children.
- Neri doesn't cook.
- Neri's friends think she is more beautiful than Angelina Jolie.
- Brad and Neri's chemistry is "off the charts."
- "Distance is no match for their love."
- "Being with Neri is intoxicating, as if you're flying high above the mountains."
When Neri gets knocked up with twins, Imma pass out.