10 BONKERS CAT SHIRTS YOU CAN BUY ON AMAZON RIGHT NOW
10. L&M White Cute Cats Print T Shirt Short Sleeve Top with Shirt Collar for Women
This one is kind of cute from afar, but when you get close:
Isn’t that horrifying? It’s like that poor cat gave a really good bj and was repaid with some jizz in the eye. BUY IT.
9. ABADAY Cartoon Cat Print Short Sleeve Longline Shirt
This is also pretty cute. It looks like something a sweet person who bottle feeds foster kittens would wear, kind of like scrubs but also perfectly fine to wear out to the grocery store. BUY IT.
8. Pepaloves Womens Yellow The Cat is Meow Slogan Short Sleeve Tee Shirt
For only $48 you can own this cheerful yellow shirt with a slogan that’s just wrong enough to confuse everyone who sees you. I know I had to read it about five times before I figured out why it was making me so angry. BUY IT.
7. (TIE) QZUnique Women's Summer Fashion Cat Digital Printed Round Collar T-shirt
It’s a tacocat riding through space on a BBQ pork sandwich. I’ve already ordered three. BUY IT.
7. Cat eats pizza in galaxy
The cat also has a taco; way to bury the lede, guys. It’s also pretty clearly a Taco Bell taco, which I guess is the only taco I’d expect a cat to have in space.
I dream of a day where we can all be as happy as this space cat is with her pizza and her taco. BUY IT.
6. Ragstock Women's Graphic Tank Top
It’s never too soon to prepare for next summer, or for your winter beach vacation. You’re never fully dressed without a tank top featuring beer pong playing kittens. You can also get a tank top with unicorns chasing a t-rex. How lucky we are to be alive right now. BUY IT.
5. No Fluffs Given - Cat T shirt
When you need to let the world know how you have no fucks left to give, but in a G rated kind of way--like, maybe you’re a Kindergarten teacher. BUY IT.
4. Sketchy Cat Skull Juniors' Graphic T Shirt
This feels like an artsy representation of what every cat lady fears: having her corpse eaten by her own cats. Since the rest of the skull is made up of cats, I like to imagine that the teeth are the dentures of the recently passed elderly cat lady.
I’m going to go feed my cats again. BUY IT.
3. Allegra K Women's Short Batwing Sleeves Cartoon Pattern Halloween Tunic Top
Why is she making that sex face? Is that what she put on after telling her tinder date that she’d be back after “slipping into something more comfortable”? Do people even talk to tinder dates? What is happening and how can I make it stop? BUY IT.
2. Arm The Animals Men's Catastrophe 2.0 Graphic T-shirt - This Shirt Helps SAVE Cats
Like Planet of the Apes, but with kittens. Or Full Metal Jacket, but with kittens. You know, with kittens. BUY IT.
1. Elf Sack Womens Spring Crewneck Patterned Tees
First of all, Elf Sack is one of the more disturbing company names I’ve ever come across, and the rest of their offerings are just as batshit as this one--like Courtney Love’s 90’s Lolita in Wonderland via a Ralph Bashki film. This shirt looks like something I would have worn in junior high with some high waisted pleated front acid wash jeans. It’s the model that really makes this shirt, though.
She’s like a forgotten extra from a 90’s movie. Who also has post BJ jizz in her eye.
Then she’s like, bye boy, I don’t take that from anybody. BUY IT.